Veritas XXXVI

Today's Truth: Having a job is WAY better than not having one.

Veritas XXXV

Today's Truth: Don't count on your kids helping you out when YOU need it - it just ain't gonna happen.

Veritas XXXIV

Today's Truth: No energy = no work done, including a blog post.

Veritas XXXIII

Today's Truth: Paradise is a subjective concept.

Veritas XXXII

Today's Truth: One broken toe = No sleep.

Veritas XXXI

Today's Truth: No good deed goes unpunished.

Veritas XXX

Today's Truth: Living a lie is bad for your health, both physical and mental.

Veritas XXIX

Today's Truth: Hypocrites are the last to recognize themselves/

Veritas XXVII

Today's Truth: You know your kid is growing up when you have to fight for computer time with her (and she usually wins!).

Veritas XXVI

Today's Truth: One hour in an epsom salt soak does not erase nine hours on your feet.

Veritas XXV

Today's Truth: Standardized testing shows only the stress level limits of your child, not their academic levels.

Veritas XXIV

Today's truth: PTO = Parent Teacher Organization = the parents do all the work and the teachers complain that they are not getting enough.

Veritas XXIII

Today's truth: Life without the internet SUCKS.

Veritas XXII

Today's Truth: A rodeo is fun unless:

a) you loathe country music
b) you are there with a first grade class field trip
c) all of the above

Answer: "c"

Veritas XXI

Today's Truth: When a child says "one more time?" they REALLY mean, "one more time" before the next "one more time", before the next ...

Veritas XX

Today's Truth: Constructive criticism is welcomed by those who want to improve themselves and not by those who think they are already perfect.

Corollary: I consider myself to be in the first group.

Veritas XIX

Today's Truth: Waiting for an attorney to call you back is like waiting for paint to dry; you might as well find something else to do in the meantime!

Veritas XVIII

Today's Truth: Reese's Puffs are very entertaining. and yummy too. (according to a seven year old)

Veritas XVII

Today's Truth: The Road to Success is always under construction.

Veritas XVI

Today's Truth: A Daily Blog Post is ... Impossible. But I had a run going for a while, didn't I?

Veritas XV

Today's Truth: You miss your hometown even if you hated it when you lived there.

Veritas XIV

Today's Truth: Just when you decide to change your mind and agree with someone, they will have changed their mind too.

Veritas XIII

Today's Truth: You can't reason with an unreasonable person.

Veritas XII

Today's Truth: If you sit and hold your child quietly, you can hear her happiness.

Veritas XI

A little caffeine goes a long way.

Veritas X

Today's Truth: If you smile at someone, 90% of the time they will smile back at you.

Veritas IX

Today's Truth: Children can be sneaky little creatures. If they are too quiet, they are probably up to something. Even if they are supposed to be asleep! Best to check up on them frequently. Trust me on this.

Veritas VIII

Today's Truth: Depression can rob you of all rational thought.

Veritas VII

Today's Truth: A clean house is a sign of an empty mind.

Corollary: Clutter is a natural phenomena.

Veritas VI

It's the little things that give me the biggest smiles.

Veritas V

Today's truth: It is difficult to listen to the voice of God if you are talking.

Veritas IV

Today's Truth: No good deed goes unpunished.

Today's Profound Truth: The same goes for good intentions.

Veritas III

today's truth: the faster you ask your child to move in the morning, the slower they go. this is in direct contrast to when they WANT to move fast and you want them to slow down before they injure themselves.

Veritas II

today's truth: your life is what you get stuck with and you can't get out of it alive.

today's profound truth: our school administration does NOT respect it's PTO.

Veritas I

I was never free. I may never be free. But I will tell the truth.

Veritas vos liberabit

Veritas vos liberabit. The truth will set you free. It's worth a try.